|Yeah, sorry: A moose comes to visit and all you get are these lousy tracks.|
And so, without the old dog barking her fool head off out there at night, a moose has been tripping right past our back step! We haven’t seen it; only its tracks and scat.
|Who needs a dark doghouse when you can lie in the sun?|
I put a dozen apple cores on the step for the moose before I went to bed last night but they didn’t turn its eye, apparently.
|"Ain't no damn moose gettin' in here while I'm on watch!" Jenna's keeping a sharp eye on the back driveway where the moose comes in.|