With false captions for those who find my blog somewhat ... too ... dull ...
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| The mall across from my hotel; there was a bomb scare there the day before I arrived |
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| A pair of lesbian transvestites I ran into at the mall |
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| When you're eating your meals alone, they should at least look good. Supper: grilled vegetable sandwich w/ sweet potato fries. |
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| A trapeze act hired to entertain me in my hotel room; they had a real workout. Bet they were sore for days. |
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| My Spiderwoman capabilities allowed me to scale the outside walls of the hotel and enter rooms whose occupants had left their purchases behind while they went sightseeing. This way I don't have to do all my *shopping* at the mall. |
