Does this help?
|The mall across from my hotel; there was a bomb scare there the day before I arrived|
|A pair of lesbian transvestites I ran into at the mall|
|When you're eating your meals alone, they should at least look good. Supper: grilled vegetable sandwich w/ sweet potato fries.|
|A trapeze act hired to entertain me in my hotel room; they had a real workout. Bet they were sore for days.|
|My Spiderwoman capabilities allowed me to scale the outside walls of the hotel and enter rooms whose occupants had left their purchases behind while they went sightseeing. This way I don't have to do all my *shopping* at the mall.|