Go Granny, go Granny, go Granny, go!
Just showing you the deep white crescent under my chin where the sun don't shine. I end up with a pale white patch there, while the rest of my neck and face tans.
When I was a kid, my neck turned almost black, so that Mom would think it was dirty and try to scrub me clean.
Nowadays I cover up and wear a hat, but even the odd 15 minutes in the sun without protection changes my colour pretty fast. It's already begun, and we've hardly had any heat at all before the last couple days. Now it's sweltering and we're crying for rain.
I know, I need to take the camera outside. The above is a webcam photo, all I have.